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The Miseducation of Severus Snape

AUTHOR: Not Exactly Dickens

PAIRINGS: Mainly Severus/Sirius; some Severus/Lucius, Severus/Voldemort, Severus/James, Severus/Peter; mentions of Severus/Bellatrix, Severus/Narcissa, Severus/Rudolpho, Severus/Avery, Severus/Rosier, and Severus/OC.

RATING: Absolutely, unequivocally NC-17.

FEEDBACK: wobby10026@yahoo.com

DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

SUMMARY: Sirius Black is obsessed. Severus Snape is confused. Five months that will change their lives.

NOTES: My spells are a joke — I know it, and I apologize in advance. For you sticklers, I have also taken appalling poetic license with the cycles of the moon, and I gave the kiddies at Hogwarts a spring break. They didn’t seem to mind.

WARNINGS: There’s something here to offend everyone, I believe. Non-con, soft BDSM, rape, bestiality. References to child abuse, mental illness, and orgies. Fantasies of gory violence and murder. Does taking the Dark Mark count as torture? Then, yep — we got that, too.

ARCHIVING: Knock yourselves out. Just let me know, please.

Chapter One


( 3 Things We Said Today — Dear Sir or Madam )
Oct. 25th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
aww sirius is a poof!!!! he's soo adorable
Nov. 10th, 2007 01:51 am (UTC)
This is one of the best hp stories I've ever read, and a most amazing one. More than a month passed and I still can't stop thinking about it. Especially the last chapter killed me...
And it all still fits the canon!
You are so talented!
Morgan Raye
May. 18th, 2015 05:41 am (UTC)
I cannot believe this story still exists. I read this when it was on one of the Snape sites that doesn't exist anymore in like 2009 or so. Thinline? Or maybe Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest. This was literally the most terrifying thing for a 9th grader to read. However, I am so glad I get the chance to relive the horror!!
( 3 Things We Said Today — Dear Sir or Madam )