AUTHOR: Not Exactly Dickens

PAIRINGS: Mainly Severus/Sirius; some Severus/Lucius, Severus/Voldemort, Severus/James, Severus/Peter; mentions of Severus/Bellatrix, Severus/Narcissa, Severus/Rudolpho, Severus/Avery, Severus/Rosier, and Severus/OC.

RATING: Absolutely, unequivocally NC-17.

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DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

SUMMARY: Sirius Black is obsessed. Severus Snape is confused. Five months that will change their lives.

NOTES: My spells are a joke — I know it, and I apologize in advance. For you sticklers, I have also taken appalling poetic license with the cycles of the moon, and I gave the kiddies at Hogwarts a spring break. They didn’t seem to mind.

WARNINGS: There’s something here to offend everyone, I believe. Non-con, soft BDSM, rape, bestiality. References to child abuse, mental illness, and orgies. Fantasies of gory violence and murder. Does taking the Dark Mark count as torture? Then, yep — we got that, too.

ARCHIVING: Knock yourselves out. Just let me know, please.

Chapter One